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What Would the Golden Girls Read?
When in doubt, we at The New York Public Library like to ask ourselves:
What Would the Golden Girls do?
The situational comedy, The Golden Girls, aired for seven seasons, from 1985 to 1992. Unlike other sitcoms of the era, which regularly featured middle-class families with children, The Golden Girls followed four independent, older women who were trying to live their best life together as housemates in Miami, Florida.
Bea Arthur played the sarcastic and witty Dorothy Zbornak, a divorced substitute teacher who was often the voice of reason during the group’s antics. Estelle Getty played her mother, Sophia Petrillo, a Sicilian immigrant with no filter, who always spoke her mind. Rue McClanahan was Blanche Devereaux, the saucy Southern belle in complete control of her sexuality (and who flaunted it every chance she got). Betty White was Rose Nylund, the lovable, if somewhat exasperating, Norweigan farmer’s daughter from the little town of St. Olaf, Minnesota.
Together, these women formed a quartet of friendship that remains unrivaled to this day. From health scares to dealing with grief to accidentally wearing the same outfit, there was never an issue that could not be solved with a little forgiveness, understanding, and cheesecake.
And what exactly do best friends do (besides eat entire cheesecakes in one sitting)? Why, they share book recommendations!
We’ve gathered a list of titles we feel best represent the spirit of each Golden Girl. We hope you enjoy and, as always, thank you for being a friend. (All descriptions adapted from publisher summaries.)
Sophia
"I always wondered why blessings wore disguises. If I were a blessing, I’d run around naked." -Sophia
The Godfather by Mario Puzo
From the lavish opening scene where Don Corleone entertains guests and conducts business at his daughter's wedding… to the events that lead his son, Michael to take his father's place to fight for his family… to the bloody climax where all family business is finished, The Godfather is an epic story of family, loyalty, and how "men of honor" live in their own world and die by their own laws.
Picture it: Sicily! There's no doubt Sophia would say the epic saga of Don Corleone and his family was based on her own exploits from her girlhood back in Sicily before she immigrated to Brooklyn.
Wiseguy by Nicholas Pileggi
Nicholas Pileggi's vivid, unvarnished, journalistic chronicle of the life of Henry Hill—the working-class Brooklyn kid who knew, from age 12, that "to be a wiseguy was to own the world," who grew up to live the highs and lows of a gangster's life.
Throughout The Golden Girls' run, we've seen Sophia dabble in her fair share of blood curses, shady dealings, and otherwise questionable behavior, so she'd probably read this title while rolling her eyes and muttering, "Amateur."
Brooklyn: A Novel by Colm Tóibín
In Ireland in the early 1950s, Eilis Lacey is one of many who cannot find work at home. When a job is offered to her in America, it is clear to everyone that she must go. Leaving behind her family and country, Eilis heads for unfamiliar Brooklyn, and to a crowded boarding house where the landlady's intense scrutiny, and the small jealousies of her fellow residents, only deepen her isolation. Slowly, the pain of parting is buried beneath the rhythms of her new life—finally, Eilis begins to realize she has found a sort of happiness. As she falls in love, news comes from home that forces her back to Enniscorthy—not to the constrictions of her old life, but to new possibilities which conflict deeply with the life she has left behind in Brooklyn.
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*: A Counterintuitive Approach to Living a Good Life by Mark Manson
In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger shows us the key to being happier is to stop trying to be "positive" all the time and, instead, become better at handling adversity. For decades, we've been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. Those days are over. This manifesto is a refreshing slap in the face for us all, so we can start to lead more contented, grounded lives.
Blanche
"Like I’m the only person who ever mixed a margarita in a sailor’s mouth." -Blanche
Fifty Shades of Grey by E. L. James
When literature student Anastasia Steele is drafted to interview the successful young entrepreneur Christian Grey for her campus magazine, she finds him attractive, enigmatic, and intimidating. Convinced their meeting went badly, Anastasia tries to put Grey out of her mind—until he happens to turn up at the out-of-town hardware store where she works part-time. Erotic, amusing, and deeply moving, the Fifty Shades trilogy will obsess you, possess you, and stay with you forever.
Let's be real. Blanche's copy of this book would be filled with highlighted passages, sticky notes, and scribbles in the margins saying things like "Been there, done that," "Sounds promising," and "Oh, honey, that's not how it's done." Don't forget, Blanche tried to launch her own raunchy romance novel and it was just too hot to handle!
Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell
After the Civil War sweeps away the genteel life to which she has been accustomed, Scarlett O'Hara sets about to salvage her plantation home.
A Streetcar Named Desire byTennessee Williams
Blanche's character was actually imagined as a combination between Scarlett O'Hara and Blanche DuBois, and we think they nailed it! If you want a deeper look at the source material, I think Blanche would highly recommend it.
Secrets of the Southern Belle: How to be Nice, Work Hard, Look Pretty, Have Fun, and Never Have an Off Moment by Phaedra Parks
Who is always perfectly put together and never at a loss for words? Who is professional, courteous, and harder-working than anyone else? Whose Christmas cards arrive the day after Thanksgiving, year after year? Y'all know she's got to be a Southern Belle.
A Southern Belle takes care of herself and makes sure people treat her right. She always gets her way, even if her man thinks it was his idea. (That's a win for you both.) But you don't have to be raised in the South to be the same fun-loving package of looks, charm, and determination that makes a Belle a Belle. That's what this little book is for! Take it from Phaedra Parks, the smart, confident, and always-poised star of The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Life as a Belle is simply better—for you and the people around you.
Blanche is the quintessential Southern belle, and if you need any more insight into part of what makes Blanche tick, look no further!
Rose
"It's like we say in St. Olaf—Christmas without fruitcake is like St. Sigmund's Day without the headless boy." -Rose
Little House on the Prairie by Laura Ingalls Wilder
Pa's homestead thrives, Laura gets her first job in town, blackbirds eat the corn and oats crops, Mary goes to college, and Laura gets into trouble at school, but becomes a certified school teacher.
Having grown up on a farm in the quaint little town of St. Olaf, there's no doubt Rose would fall in love with Laura Ingalls Wilder's series.
Pippi Longstocking by Astrid Lindgren, illustrated by Dana Tanamachi
The escapades of a lucky little girl who lives with a horse and a monkey—but without any parents—at the edge of a Swedish village.
Rose's good-natured, positive outlook, and love of fantastic storytelling, makes her the perfect fan of Pippi!
The Power of Positive Thinking by Norman Vincent Peale
In this phenomenal bestseller, "written with the sole objective of helping the reader achieve a happy, satisfying, and worthwhile life," Dr. Peale demonstrates the power of faith in action. With the practical techniques outlined in this book, you can energize your life—and give yourself the initiative needed to carry out your ambitions and hopes.
Rose's optimism is one of her best traits, but even that has its limits. We think she'd have a stack of positive thinking books like this to pull from whenever she needs a pick-me-up.
All the World's Reward: Folktales Told by Five Scandinavian Storytellers edited by Reimund Kvideland, Henning K. Sehmsdorf; contributors, Hallfreður Örn Eiríksson, et al.
All the World’s Reward presents 98 tales from Norway, Denmark, Sweden, Swedish-speaking Finland, and Iceland. Each area is represented by the complete recorded repertoire of a single storyteller. Such a focus helps place the stories in the context of the communities in which they were performed and reveals how individual folk artists used the medium of oral literature to make statements about their lives and world. Some preferred jocular stories and others, wonder tales; some performed mostly for adults, others for children; some used storytelling to criticize society, and others spun wish-fulfillment tales to find relief from a harsh reality.
Dorothy
Rose: "Where are you going?"
Dorothy: "To get ice cream. Or commit a felony. I’ll decide in the car."
A Tree Grows in Brooklyn by Betty Smith
From the moment she entered the world, Francie needed to be made of stern stuff, for the often harsh life of Williamsburg demanded fortitude, precocity, and strength of spirit. Often scorned by neighbors for her family’s erratic and eccentric behavior—such as her father Johnny’s taste for alcohol and Aunt Sissy’s habit of marrying serially without the formality of divorce—no one, least of all Francie, could say the Nolans’ life lacked drama.
By turns overwhelming, sublime, heartbreaking, and uplifting, the Nolans’ daily experiences are tenderly threaded with family connectedness and raw with honesty. Betty Smith has captured the joys of humble Williamsburg life—from "junk day" on Saturdays, when the children of Francie’s neighborhood traded their weekly take for pennies, to the special excitement of holidays, bringing cause for celebration and revelry. Smith has artfully caught this sense of exciting life in a novel of childhood, replete with incredibly rich moments of universal experiences—a truly remarkable achievement for any writer.
Dorothy was born and raised in Brooklyn by Sicilian immigrants during the Great Depression. With Sophia as a mother, we have no doubt Dorothy would look to Francie's journey for comfort and familiarity.The Collected Poems of Emily Dickinson, introduction and notes by Rachel Wetzsteon; consulting editorial director, George Stade
Born in Amherst, Massachusetts in 1830, Dickinson began life as an energetic, outgoing young woman who excelled as a student. However, in her mid-20s, she began to grow reclusive and eventually rarely descended from her room in her father’s house. She spent most of her time working on her poetry, largely without encouragement or real interest from her family and peers, and died at age 55. Only a handful of her 1,775 poems had been published during her lifetime.
When Dickinson's poems finally appeared after her death, readers immediately recognized an artist whose immense depth and stylistic complexities would one day make her the most widely recognized female poet to write in the English language.
In Dorothy, we see a woman whose potential was ignored in her early life. But, as a Golden Girl, she flourished. We think she'd take comfort from Dickinson's work.
The Portable Dorothy Parker, introduction by Marion Meade
In this new 21st century edition, devoted admirers will be sure to find their favorite verse and stories. But a variety of fresh material has also been added to create a fuller, more authentic picture of Parker's work. At the heart of her serious work lie her political writings dealing with race, labor, and international politics. "A Dorothy Parker Sampler" blends the sublime and the silly with the terrifying, a sort of tasting menu of verse, stories, essays, political journalism, and a speech on writing, plus a catchy off-the-cuff rhyme she never thought to write down.
Do we even need to explain? From one Master of Sass to another, we love our Dorothys!
Tales of a Female Nomad: Living at Large in the World by Rita Golden Gelman
"I move throughout the world without a plan, guided by instinct, connecting through trust, and constantly watching for serendipitous opportunities." From the preface of Tales of a Female Nomad is the story of Rita Golden Gelman, an ordinary woman living an extraordinary existence. At the age of 48, on the verge of a divorce, Rita left an elegant life in L.A. to follow her dream of connecting with people in cultures all over the world.
In 1986, she sold her possessions and became a nomad, living in a Zapotec village in Mexico, sleeping with sea lions on the Galapagos Islands, and residing everywhere from thatched huts to regal palaces. She has observed orangutans in the rain forest of Borneo, visited trance healers and dens of black magic, and cooked with women on fires all over the world. Rita's example encourages us all to dust off our dreams and rediscover the joy, exuberance, and hidden spirit so many of us bury when we become adults.
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